The Caulfields - The Underwater World of Asia X lyrics

The girl downstairs has no last name She calls herself Asia X Is she pretentious Or is she just cryptic Or is she on the run from the I.R.S. But at night I feel the surges And my sinking ship submerges There's a tidal wave of urges to get wet CHORUS So dive right down There is no net (you might get wet) But anything you want You jsut might get Just beware those emotional wrecks In the underwater world of Asia X Nine locks on her door are there to protect her From all of the boys in her mind Eight to confound the building inspector And one just for the broken heart I left behind But I can't forget that waterbed Or that kinky coral reef And I can't believe the things she said Between those deep soul kisses in the sea CHORUS Put that conch shell up to your ear You can hear Asia sigh Put that conch shell up to your ear You can hear Asia scream why why why But I never hear her crying For that pickled heart of mine And she spends her life denying While the tears just blend with the brine