The Cast of Metalocalypse - How Can I Be A Hero? lyrics

[Verse 1:Nathan Explosion] What is a hero? Who am I? I'm a simple multi-platinum rock star, living a simple multi-platnium life I don't know about that crazy world, just driving this A-list mile I'm just a filthy rich economic power, and all that I need I buy! Oh! [Chorus] How can I be a hero when I'm just a Krillionaire? There ain't no groupie bl**job that can help me to prepare How can I be a hero, when I'm just a man that is larger than life? I'm just a tiny little miniscule superstar trying to get by. Well... [Verse 2] [Pickles the Drummer] Maybe if we threw this life away We can learn to live a different way [William Murderface] Oh, like go back to school And get myself a degree In something f**ing useless Like Psychology [Skwisgaar Skwigelf] Oh, I could gets myself a wifes and leads a different lifes And hides out in the bathroom and jack offs every night [Pickles] Start driving a hybrid, brag I'm saving the planet [Skwisgaar] Quote SNL at works all days and acts like it's ad libs [Nathan] But if that's the life of a regular jackoff, I'd probably just k** myself Yeah! How can I be a hero when my dick is big a shoe? There ain't no All Access Pa**es to help me to get through So many items on my backstage rider but there ain't no bravery I'm just the seventh top financial power, but I'm little old me... [Dethklok] How can I be a hero... [Pickles] ...when I get everything for free? [Skwisgaar Skwigelf] I screws more girls than Wilt Chamberlains, I can proves it with my STD's [Dethklok] How can I be a hero when we're the world's largest metal band? [Nathan] I'll never be a hero, 'cause I'm better than everyone but I'm just a man.. I'm afraid the answer is no..