The CamPanulas - Computer Burger lyrics

One day I need a laptop so I wander into town to get one My directional sk**s are very poor I go McDonalds I say I want a laptop He say I just sell Burger I say is that like Apple? He said they come in pie Your burger can do Pi? That good math it can do then Don't wrap it up I'll take it now and see what this baby can do I lift up lid it doesn't look so good it doesn't have have a keyboard I can't even see where I'm supposed to plug this burger in I say this has no mouse He say no, only cow I say and what's this green thing? He say gherkin, take out I say has it got chips? He say we call them fries Am I confused is he confused well someone is and that's for sure Computer: Hard drive failure - unable to read gherkin Now you will play Nintendo Entertainment System an*lysis complete results as follows You have no friends You have no friends You have no friends You have no friends (Yes) You have no friends (Yes) Thank you, thanks for that. Oh well.