The Callbacks - Annoying lyrics

This is a random song with no point Cover your ears with your hands Stare at the static on T.V. And claim that you can see The "magic picture" Be annoying, yeah be annoying Never make eye contact Make appointments for september 31st Holler random numbers when someone is counting Drum on every surface And staple papers in the middle of the page This is a random song with no point Cover your ears with your hands Stare at the static on T.V. And claim that you can see The "magic picture" Be annoying, yeah be annoying Sew anti-theft detectors in peoples backpacks Set alarms for random times Speak in morse code And be adressed as Conquistador Buy mint dental floss and just lick the flavor off This is a random song with no point Cover your ears with your hands Stare at the static on T.V. And claim that you can see The "magic picture" Be annoying, yeah be annoying Decline to be seated at a resturant and just eat the complimentary mints Name your dog, "dog" Tell people they exist in your imagination Cut your gra** with scissors At a golf tournament Chant Swing-batter-batter-swing This is a random song with no point Cover your ears with your hands Stare at the static on T.V. And claim that you can see The "magic picture" Be annoying, yeah be annoying This is a random song with no point Cover your ears with your hands Stare at the static on T.V. And claim that you can see The "magic picture" Be annoying, yeah be annoying