[Verse 1] Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford Brown bag bottle rollin' 'round that floor That we fake ID'd from the corner store Had to head on back and get a little more 'Cause we're pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford Nowhere bound, just a swig, a little pour Yeah, catch a little buzz and a kiss up against that door Keep the party goin' 'til we get a little torn, hey, yeah [Chorus] Well, it's a two-tone rust bucket But cranks up every damn time On a dime Nah, it ain't much to look at But it gets me on down the line We'll have a real good time [Verse 2] Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford It's what you do when you're small-town bored Just like my daddy and his daddy before Damn, she likes to hear that thing roar, hey, yeah [Chorus] Well, it's a two-tone rust bucket But cranks up every damn time Yeah, on a dime Nah, it ain't much to look at But it gets me on down the line We'll have a real good time Pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford [Verse 3] Just married in that four-by-four Made a little love, then we made a little more Nine months later, county hospital, cut that chord New bumper sticker says "Baby On Board" Still pickin' up girls in a hand-me-down Ford Hey, yeah, pick it up [Instrumental Outro]