The Byrds - Citizen Kane lyrics

Fat ugly fat man swam In a red tire made of stone, A painted lady paddled next to him With two poodles on her lap. Garbo quietly picked a flower While the chauffeur won his check again, And Barrymore took a noon day nap And diamonds fell like rain. Cisco Kid had a bald-headed waitress Trapped 'neath a bed of bra**. The French cook served them chocolate ants And some cold cuts on the gra**. Louella ripped her zebra pants In the Polo Lounge And Errol Flynn was not let in Cause he was coming down Up in Xanadu diamonds fell like rain. Citizen Kane was king, poor Citizen Kane! Valentino suddenly appeared In his midnight blue tuxedo Had a falcon on his shoulder Eating chicken from his hands, And Fatty Arbuckle waddled by On way to the bath house green. Frankenstein ate the leading lady And licked the carca** clean Up in Xanadu diamonds fell like rain Citizen Kane was king, poor Citizen Kane