I called the most beautiful girl in town Trial and Error! I fixed the day in the bar around Trial and Error! She showed up late Oh no! Chatted up my friend Oh no! I had to pay Ohhhkay! For his letter I met this guy Trial and Error! She's so good in bet, but he could die Trial and Error! Romantic trips Oh no! I got for kids Oh no! An Aeroplane Okay! Quit for today! Keep cool now, stay rude now! Go home and pull yourself together Keep cool now, stay rude now! Go home and pull yourself together I left the bar and went straight away Trial and Error! Champaign had run out anyway Trial and Error! I lost my key Oh no! Slept up the trey Oh no! And in the rain So I began to write this song Trial and Error! To wirte a song can't be so wrong Trial and Error! My single's out Oh no!