The Busters - Sportsman lyrics

the tie-break makes me nervous my nerves are made of steel if i would have the racket i would make the deal splish-splash into the pool these guys swim far too slow this is not a bathtub that's what i would let them know i'm a sportsman and i never lose no game is too rough, no race is too tough i'm a sportsman, can't you see? i'm the champion in front of my tv screen i survive all accidents on the grand prix race and track even if a car explodes it's just a little gag they sometimes need some doping it's controls that they fear but i don't need those dirty tricks i rather drink my beer i'm a sportsman and i never lose no game is too rough, no race is too tough i'm a sportsman, can't you see? i'm the champion in front of my tv screen shooting goals for victory it's the job i would never fail the silver for the losers send them all to jail i'm a sportsman and i never lose no game is too rough, no race is too tough i'm a sportsman, can't you see? i'm the champion in front of my tv screen