Is this the in place to be? What am I doing here? Watching the girls go by Spending money on... Sleep all day It's the only way I'm a parasite I creep about at night Nite Klub, is this the in place to be? Nite Klub, what am I doing here? Nite Klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on... Hey, hey, I don't work Cos I don't have to I don't have to work There's no work to do Nite Klub, I'm a member of the Nite Klub Nite Klub, A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub I won't dance in a club like this All the girls are slags And the beer tastes just like piss I'm a parasite I creep about at night Yes I'm a member of the Nite Klub A fully paid up member of the Nite Klub Nite Klub, is this the in place to be? Nite Klub, what am I doing here? Nite Klub, watching the girls go by Spending money on beer!