I still can remember the first time i saw you You were standing just right in front of me Down in the supermarket in the queue You looked so pretty good and wonderful I tried to talk to you and said 'hello' But when you turned around something was wrong You looked at me with your wonderful eyes You became to scream and run away Is it true what they say? Your nose is too long Is it true what they say? Your ears are too big Is it true what they say that my hair is allright But my third eye belongs to the other side? I tried to find out what was wrong with my face Cause i couldn't believe what everybody told me It is really impossible and hard to believe But when i tried to take a look the mirror broke Is it true what they say? Your a** is too fat Is it true what they say? You got smelly feet Is it true what they say that my hair is allright But my third eye belongs to the other side? When i walked trough the streets i had a strange feeling All the people had disappeared where i was about When i woke up next morning i saw the headline "there is a monster in town - so people should stay at home" Is it true what they say? Your nose is too long Is it true what they say? Your ears are too big Is it true what they say that my hair is allright But my third eye belongs to the other side? Is it true what they say? Your a** is too fat Is it true what they say? You got smelly feet Is it true what they say that my hair is allright But my third eye belongs to the other side?