Gareth Southgate stood on the spot Couldn't believe the chance he got He'd be a hero with one toe punt But sent it at the keeper oh what a c*nt SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME, HE'S GOING HOME SOUTHGATE'S GOING HOME - OH NO HE'S MISSED THE BUS Should he hit to the left Should he hit to the right Don't really matter coz he was sh**e That's the way our luck goes Couldn't see the ball coz of the size of his nose If I score this it'll be a k**er Coz they won't let me at Aston Villa Didn't take a run up for the kick Even me mum thinks I'm a prick DANCE NOW WHATEVER YOU WILL BE BUT HE MISSED THE fu*kING PENALTY SO WE SMASHED UP THE TOWN WHEREVER WE MAY BE COZ HE MISSED THE fu*kING PENALTY