The Bronx - Jack of All Trades lyrics

One skill ain't enough in this world What you need is a jack of all trades Or somebody who can meet your mother Or dump her body in the everglades Or someone who can fix your cable Or somebody who can lay the pipe Or make you feel like a fallen angel And then disappear into the night It looks like my work around here is done Jack of all trades, master of none And if you’re broke and lonely Then I'm the only man for the job Why waste all your money Paying some professional slob? And you can count on me Yeah, you can count on mе Yeah, you can count on me Love It looks likе my work around here is done Jack of all trades, master of none Why should I have to pick just one? Jack of all trades, master of none Are you looking for repair? No one else can compare Call me up and I'll be there Anytime, anywhere Yeah Jack of all trades One skill ain’t enough in this world What you need is a jack of all trades Or somebody who can meet your mother Or dump her body in the everglades Looks like my work around here is done Jack of all trades, master of none Why should I have to pick just one? Jack of all trades, master of none No one else can compare Anytime, anywhere Yeah