The Brilliant Inventions - Underpants lyrics

(parody of John_Mayer:Your_Body_Is_A_Wonderland) I've got these Levi blues I'm keeping on my shoes White socks and a tee shirt too But part of me is still in the nude One pair of boxer shorts Lying on the floor One pair of Fruit of the Loom That I never will use You wanna hang free It's easy Just gotta throw out your skivvies And take all your best pants and wear them With nothing underneath I'm not wearing underpants I'm not wearing under, I'll use my hands I'm not wearing underpants Something about the way the air feels on my boys I love the shape I take from underneath my corduroys I'll tell you where to go and it might be hard to find You never will explore my dresser drawer and find my Hanes inside it You wanna hang free, I've got it Just put your hand in my pocket And grab a hold of my rocket We're about to fly away I'm not wearing underpants I'm not wearing under, I'll use my hands I'm not wearing underpants