The Brilliant Inventions - Bad Luck lyrics

Well you've been in seven car crashes And your parents bailed you out of that But you had to work at Chick-fil-A in high school just to pay them back And every pet you've had has either died or lost a leg Somebody robbed your apartment once Took everything, even the bed Your cousin came to visit you and got Hepatitis C I gotta tell you I've been wondering what's gonna happen to me Cause I've been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night You told me all the awful things that happened in your life I've been extra careful since this you and me thing's going down Cause bad luck seems to follow you around You had a string of crappy boyfriends who were selfish, rude, and mean You spent the better part of your childhood in special schools and therapy You claim no one has understood you since you were about three I don't mean to be selfish but I'm wondering what this has to do with me Cause I've been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night You told me all the awful things that happened in your life I've been extra careful since this you and me thing's going down Cause bad luck seems to follow you around Baby, it's amazing everything that you've survived Well me, I'm just hoping I can make it through this week alive Cause I've been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night You told me all the awful things that happened in your life I've been extra careful since this you and me thing's going down Cause bad luck seems to follow you And I've been extra careful since I met you last Tuesday night You told me all the awful things that happened in your life I've been extra careful since this you and me thing's going down Cause bad luck seems to follow you around Bad luck seems to follow you around, oh no Bad luck seems to follow you around