The Brilliant Inventions - Angry Lesbian lyrics

I'm not a tough guy Baby I try But when things get rough I get beat up And I go home and cry I know this one girl She rocks my whole world She makes a lot of noise She's badder than the boys And I wanna be like her When I can't be who I am I wanna be an angry lesbian I wanna scare the sh** right out of men In my muscle tee and my spiked arm band I'd have a hot girlfriend An angry lesbian I would be so rude If you're not a girl too But ironically somehow If science came around I might become a dude Does anybody understand I wanna be an angry lesbian I wanna scare the sh** right out of me Like Melissa Etheridge can I'd be the butch girlfriend An angry lesbian My girl would love every one of my songs She'd say i can't get off without your guitar strap on I wanna be an angry lesbian I wanna scare the sh** right out of men Like Ani DiFranco can When she has a girlfriend An angry lesbian Lesbian L-L-L-lesbian L-L-L-lesbian There she goes