I wish I had a girl, a girl like you Someone who would love, love me too A girl like mum, I could be my son If I was my dad Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh I wish I had a girl like mummy, just like mummy Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh, Woah -oh, oh I wish I had a girl like mummy, just like mummy She would feed me in my chair Wash my clothes and comb my hair Clean the egg-stains from my chin Make my bed and tuck me in Like mummy, oh yeah Just like mummy, oh yeah Like mummy, oh yeah I would throw away my switchblade Appreciate the love that she gave I would be in ecstasy If I was my dad