When I was looking through the hole in my pocket I found the ticket for the two-forty-five Well I was broke and I decided to hawk it but my watch said it was quarter to five Well my doctor`s such a useful connection so I called in just to ask for the score He gave me c**a-cola under prescription and he told me... don`t come back for more I'll see ya later, I'll see ya later I'll see ya later, I'll see ya later and that might be too soon Well I wandered to the phone on the corner just to ask about the national health But the man at the Department Of Rumour said they tell me that it's not very well Well I was leaving and I reached for the handle and the receiver fell right off of the wall A man pa**ing said you`re a vandal and he told me... What you need's a war Called into the army recruitment, yeah I told them I was looking for fun They said we haven`t got a lot at the moment but there should be one in Africa soon It`s in the summer when the natives get restless and maybe I should call back in June Of course we`ve always got the local in Belfast but it's our bet... The next one's on the moon