I've got nothing to worry about, So I worry about nothing. I think I've got fleas or some tropical disease And my spider-sense is tingling. I've got nothing to panic about, So I panic about nothing. I won't buy grapes, I check the 'sell by' dates, And I only eat fruit out of tins. I've got the blues, I've got lifts in my shoes, And I'm scared of the countryside. I can't sleep 'cause I see spiders When I close my eyes. I've got nothing to be afraid of, So I'm afraid of nothing. I've emptied out the cupboard underneath the stairs Because I think the sky is gonna fall in. How did I get to be such a Mess so soon in my life? I can't sleep 'cause I see spiders When I close my eyes. All I ever wanted to be Was comfortable and kind. I can't sleep 'cause I see spriders When I close my eyes. I'd love to go to San Francisco, But I'm too afraid to fly. I can't help it, I see spiders When I close my eyes.