The Boxmasters - That's Why Tammy Has My Car lyrics

I had a little too much to drink last night And I burned up the dinette set And then me and Tammy had a horrible fight About me getting us in debt She locked me out so I could sleep with the dog And she poured out all of my booze Later on I heard her sawing logs While me and Fluffy sang the blues Well, I'm a moron (he's a moron) I'm a dummy (he's a dummy) I'm an irresponsible wash out And a debit to my gender I spent too much time in bars I let the arsehole go too far And that's why Tammy has my car Lately I've had time on my hands Since I quit that pizza place Seems I'm better with my liver than my other glands And the ground's best friend it my face Lately I'm drinking out of a bag Since Tammy hooked up with that singer And every now and then they pa** me in my jag And they both throw me the finger Well, I'm a moron (he's a moron) I'm a dummy (he's a dummy) I'm an irresponsible wash out And a debit to my gender I spent too much time in bars I let the arsehole go too far And that's why Tammy has my car I'm a moron (he's a moron) I'm a dumb arse (he's a dumb arse) I'm an irresponsible wash out And a debit to my gender Now I'll sleep beneath the stars And her lawyer's the head of the bar Anyway, that's why Tammy has my car Now I'll sleep beneath the stars And her lawyer's the head of the bar That's why some singer has my car