Last Thursday night in Pittsburgh PA We played a small bar called the Next Decade During our show a riot broke out And from the back of the bar, I heard someone shout Oh my god the bar's on fire Someone save the beer As the fire spread, it was getting warm We were right in the middle of a five alarm The room was filled with so much smoke I could barely hear what someone choked Oh my god the bar's on fire Someone save the beer Outside the club there was quite a scene With lots of flashing lights and loud sirens And as the firemen ran into the blazing hell I thought I heard one of them yell Oh my god the bar's on fire Someone save the beer Another minute in there and we'd cremiate But as I ran for my life I did hesitate 'Cause there was one thing on my mind That was to never leave a drink behind Oh my god the bar's on fire Someone save the beer Truth be known there wasn't much of a fire Just an A.C. unit with a faulty wire