On blind dates You meet in corners, You take a jump into the unknown They're cla**ified, they're top secret, An antidote to being on your own. You're standing waiting, You're hesitating, You're thinking maybe...well I don't know Your nerve is breaking, You've started praying But still you're staying... And you don't know for what But I still say Been alone's so wrong Been alone's so wrong I've been alone too long. A blind date's A blinkered meeting A rendezvous with some person unknown, A secret tryst, a shady dealing, A gamblers chance when love's dice are thrown. But you've checked the cla**ifieds in all the papers, And you filled in all your forms and tried computadata See ya later What a waste of a Blind date...