The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - When Yuba Plays The Rumba On The Tuba lyrics

Hupfield His name was Yuba He was homely, he was dumb And so was Yuba Just a big ambitious bum He wouldn't do-a So much as chew a piece of gum So this is news to me I understand-a He's an overnight success He's in demand-a Why? I never could have guessed Well, he found a big ba** tuba Then he bummed his way to Cuba And the rest is history Down in Havana there's a funny-looking b**b-a He plays the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba Oh when his sap'll sell an apple But this chap'd rather grapple With his oompah-oompah-oompah They prefer it to the b**ba-doopa-doopa They love the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba It doesn't take him very long to get a tumble Oh, all the rhumba lovers go into their rumble Oh, how I'd love to be his double For without a bit of trouble With his oompah-oompah-oompah He can knock eleven ladies for a loop-a They love the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba He's not a green horn He blows a mean horn A must be seen horn Oh he's a riddle Why, all Havana loves the sunny-lookin' b**b-a He plays the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba I can't believe it but they tell us Every peanut vendor's jealous Of his oompah-oompah-oompah They prefer it to the boopa-doopa-doopa They love the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba They love his oompah-oompah-oompah-oompah-oomp He's not a green horn He blows a mean horn A must be seen horn Oh he's a riddle Why, all Havana loves the sunny-lookin' b**b-a Who plays the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba He's getting wealthy, strong and hearty Thanks to plenty good Bacardi And his oompah-oompah-oompah, oh he Knocks the b**ba-doopa for a loop-ah They love the rhumba round the tuba down in Cuba They love his oompah-oompah-oompah-oompah Oomp! Oomp! Oomp!!