The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - My Pink Half of the Drainpipe lyrics

You who speak to me across the fence Of common sense How your tomato plant will win a prize Won't that be nice And by the way, how's your wife? Your holidays were spent in Spain You went by train You'll go again Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall? Do you know the 'appy memory it recalls? Here's a photograph of me and my son, Ted That's me cousin with his 'anky on his 'ead! We booked in at our 'otel just after two And met a family from Bradford that we knew Oooh, a melody! Burp! My pink half of the drainpipe Separates next door from me My pink half of the drainpipe Oh, Mama! Belongs to me Rodney's ba** saxophone solo, as promised My pink half of the drainpipe Semi-detach-ed, ah! My pink half of the drainpipe Oh, Mama! Belongs to moi I have a sister in Toronto who's a nurse And I've had a bit of bother laying turf It's life, not books, that taught me all I've learned Woop, in the b'oven my rice pudding's getting burned! Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill? I must have the cat put down, cause he's ill Hey, neighbour! My pink half of the drainpipe I may paint it blue My pink half of the drainpipe Keeps me safe from You! I'm a wobbly jelly, you're a pink blancmange I'm a sherry trifle, you're a chocolate sponge Your dad wears a paper hat, mine inflates balloons Whoops! Boodly boop! Pop! Here comes a spoon! My pink half of the drainpipe Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and every day to day event in all it's minute and tedious attention to detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh, who cares anyway because I do not. So Norman, if you're normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen, incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant, poisoned, electric head SO THEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!