The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band - Mr. Apollo lyrics

I have seen Mr. Apollo Uproot trees with his bare hands I have seen Mr. Apollo's Body-building plan He's the strongest man The world has ever seen And if you take his courses He'll make you big and rough And...and you can beat up bullies Till they cry "Oh, lor', oh crikey Let go, you rotter! Don't punish me!" When you're tough (You're very fit) Your voice is gruff (It sounds like grit) You are so strong (And proud of it) Thanks to Mr. Apollo Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankind Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind You know! You know! He's the strongest man The world has ever seen And if you take his courses He'll make you big and rough And...And you can kick the sand Right back in their faces! Kick! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! When you're tough (You're very fit) Your voice is gruff (It sounds like grit) You are so strong (And proud of it) Thanks to Mr. Apollo Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankind Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind Yes, just give me ten years of your life And I'll trade in that puny flab for living muscle A physique you deserve! Strong! Chest and shoulders to hold your shirt up! (He can do it for you!) Five years ago I was a four-stone apology... Today I am two separate gorillas! No tiresome exercises! No tricks! No unpleasant bending! Wrestle poodles and win! Play beach ball! Shave your legs! (He can do it for you!) Lope over walls! Tease people! Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks! Impress your friends! Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankind Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankind Follow Mr. Apollo Everybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind