The Bone Fags - Punk Rock Candy Mountain lyrics

One evening as the moon came out and we had a joint a burning Down the alley came a punk rocker, and he said "dudes I'm not turning "I'm headed for a town that's far away, does my face look like Im clownin "So come with me, we'll go and see the Punk Rock Candy Mountains" In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains there's a show that lasts all night And they never charge a cover and youll never see a fight The taxis drive ya around for free and no one gets in your way No bloods or G's and no hippies And no one clings to their one night flings In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you can never break your legs And for the price of a forty ounce you can buy yourself a keg Cause stores are made for you to loot and ya never gotta pay Oh I'm bound to go where there ain't no snow Just the kind that you put up your nose In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you'll never see a clock And the little streams of PBR come a-trickling down the rocks The shows are never-ending and the bands are all unsigned There's a joint for you, go head take two Cause you can always do what you wanna do In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains the jails are made of tin And you can walk right out of them as soon as you are in There ain't no f**in' a**holes, no douche-bags, cops or dicks I'm a-goin' to stay where you drink all day Where they hung the jerk that invented work In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains you'll never go to court There are no processing fees and no unpaid child support The skate-parks are full of life and ya never wait in line No falsification they call taxation There's no violation of f**in' probation In the Punk Rock Candy Mountains I'll see you all this comin' fall in the Punk Rock Candy Mountains