The Bluetones - Please Stop Talking lyrics

You come up to scratch in a beach towel, You come up to scratch in a bar, You look pretty good when you're smiling, You show all your gums when you laugh, There's so much to admire about you, I like you as a friend or a pet, But each time that you open your mouth, It spoils the whole effect. Please stop talking, you're scaring the people away, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, you've nothing of interest to say, hey-hey-hey. There's so much to admire about you, I like you as a friend or a pet, But each time that you open your mouth, It spoils the whole effect. Please stop talking, your jaw must be starting to ache, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, you've shown yourself up as a fake, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, you're peeling the paint off the walls, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, all that comes out is pure balls, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, that nails-down-a-blackboard voice, hey-hey-hey, Please stop talking, please, while you still have a choice. There's so much to admire about you, I like you as a friend or a pet, But each time that you open your mouth, It spoils the whole effect.