The Bluetones - Armageddon (Outta Here) lyrics

Student 1: So it's gonna be like, you know, if you don't hand in your essays you're not even gonna get a third Student 2: God he's such a twat! Student 1: I know, he thinks we're still at school Student 3: Oh yeah, I've got this thing I wanna play you. Er.. skin up, will you Student 1: What's this? Student 3: It's the Bluetones. It's just come out Student 1: No, I mean this Student 3: Er.. I think it's Moroccan. Yeah? What do you want? Student 4: Yes sorry to bother you, but some of us actually have to get up in the morning. Can you turn the music down please. Thank you. Sleep tight Student 1: Yeah, I'm gonna need something to lean on. Cheers. So then, what's the one that's got their hit on it? Student 3: Which one? Student 1: You know, what's it called? Slight Return Student 2: That's the first album Student 3: Oh, I don't know that one. I only know the one that goes "you don't have to have the solution, you've got to invest in the problem" Students 1 & 2: Yeah, that's Slight Return. Yeah Student 3: Is it? Student 2: Yeah Student 3: Oh. I just thought it was called "You Don't Have To Have The Solution, You've Got To Invest In The Problem" Student 1: No Student 3: Oh Student 2: How you doing with that? Student 1: Yeah, I need a lighter or something. Cheers Student 3: "All this will fade away. 'Cause I'm going home". Yeah, I like that one Student 1: What's this? Student 3: I think it's called Blood Bubble Student 1: No, this Student 3: Oh sorry. That's my fake ID Student 2: You don't need fake ID, you look about thirty Student 3: Exactly. This gets me child fare on the buses Student 1: Oh my god, right! The other night, yeah, I was with Andy and Gerth. Completely forgot to tell you. And we got so caned, I was just like, "oh my god!" Student 2: Oh yeah, right! Last night I was with Sebastian, and we got so caned I was just like, completely caned! Student 3: Did you hear about Thursday? Student 1: No Student 2: Why what happened? Student 3: I went over to see Pierrs Student 1: Yeah? Student 3: Yeah! And we got so caned. At first I was smoking, and then I was just like - go just completely caned! Oh my god. Oh my god! You've got like a Bag Puss video! Student 1: Oh my god! Student 2: Yeah, I know Student 1: Oh my god, let me have a look. Oh my god! This is like actual Bag Puss! Oh my god! This has got like Emily on it! And Professor Yaffle and the mice! Oh my god! "We will fix it! We will fix it!" Student 3: Oh my god, do you remember the Frumps? Student 1: Yeah! Oh my god, do you remember Jamie and the Magic Torch? Student 3: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Yeah, and the dog! What was the dog called? Oh my god, he had a dog! I'm sure he had a dog! Student 4: Right! It is now half past three, OK? I've asked you politely to keep the noise down, now I am telling you. Turn it off! I said turn if off! Student 2: Chill out, man. It will be finished in a minute Student 4: Right! Student 2: Don't touch me, you gay! Student 4: Turn it off you bloody sh**! Student 2: Touch those decks man, I swear I will k** you! Student 4: You're a bloody sh**! Student 2: Get off! Student 4: What's this? Student 3: It's from Amsterdam, isn't it? Student 1: No, it's Moroccan Student 4: Is this what I think it is? Student 2: All right, put that down! Student 1: Yeah, bad form man, you don't touch a guys' drop Student 2: I swear I will k** you Student 4: Oh! bu*ter fingers! Good night Student 2: I can't believe you just did that. I can't believe you just did that! That's my pot, man! I'm gonna k** you! You're dead! Student 4: Oh yes, so while I'm still alive I'm gonna be making an appointment to see Paul O'Prey, and I will be suggesting as a matter of great urgency that you be given a transfer to another halls of residence. Good night Student 2: Big deal! Student 4: Hmm, that's right. That's exactly what it is - a big deal! Good night Student 2: I can't believe it man, that was nearly a whole eighth! Student 1: Forget it, man. Come on, let's get Kentucky Student 3: Oh my god! Oh my god, I've just realised! You've got Mr Ben as well! Student 2: Oh, shut up!