Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you, can you, can you believe that? Whoa, oh no no Whoa Whoa, oh no no Whoa, oh oh I was sitting on a train With schoolboys, playing poker When who should walk in But Jesus, Jesus Christ Himself He cried, "Young boy, give us a kiss!" I said, "Where?" He said, "On the lips. Where else? Where else?" Well, I said, "I'm sorry my dear, but If you choose to live by the book Don't you know it's a sin? It's a sin in itself It's not good for your health" Don't give it up Give it up Give it up (Give it up) Try! Don't give it up (Give it up) Give it up Give it up Walking down, Memory Lane Ships ahoy, again! There's three nuns playing football on a corner Look, there's Kenny Dalglish on a leash "Nice to see ya, Kenny!" I cried He nodded in my direction It was another real affection Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! (Just give it up) Don't give it up Give it up Give it up (Chika-chika-chika-cha-cha-cha) La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!) La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La-la, la, la, la, la, Oh, no, no, no La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Oh, no, no, no La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Oh, no, no, no, no, La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Waaoooh! "Fancy a few frames?" "Yeah, and a nice cup of tea, your break?" "Fruitcake" "Excuse me, can I have a gla** of water? I seem to have something in my eye And I need to bathe it" "A man I knew lost the sight of an eye Through getting a bit of grit in it" "Can I help?" "Yeah, you wanna look at my thighs? Ha, ha, ha, ha! Yeah" "I happen to be a doctor. A very, very sick boy... Oh, give it up" "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Don't give it up The royals are having a ball! Princess Diana turns on the lights and said, "Shakespeare never did this He never did this" La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Oh, no, no, no, no, no La-la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La-la, la, la, la, la, la Whoa He didn't die of natural causes I want to go out like one of Martin Scorcese's Don't give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't you give it up Give it up Give it up Try-y-y-y! Don't you give it up Give it up Give it up Try! Don't you give it up Give it up Give it up Don't, don't, don't, yeah Don't, don't Don't, don't, don't, don't, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Full of, full of advise You're full of advise, aren't you? People like you Full of advise But, but, but, but, but It's what I like about you They say when you're young they tell ya You know, you know, young boy, the world, the world The world, the world, the world, is your oyster But what they don't What, what, what What they don't tell you is that there's no-- Woah Oh, no, no There's no future No, no, no (Don't give it up) Woah Oh, no, no No, no, no Give it up! Give it up, give it up Give it up! Give it up, give it up, give it up Try! Don't give it up Give it up, give it up, Try! Give it up Get outta here! Yeah I know Don't care Yeah I know Try!