The Bloody Muffs - Too Hungover lyrics

i’m too hungover i’m too hungover i’m too hungover to write this song i’m too hungover i’m too hungover i’m too hungover to write this song well i’m only gonna use three chords ’cause that’s all my brain can hold last night’s bender went a fifth too long and where’d i get this ussr hockey shirt? how much things did i buy drunk on that website? oh, man i’m too hungover i’m too hungover i’m too hungover to write this song i’m too hungover i’m too hungover i’m too hungover to write this song why’s my goldfish lyin’ at the bottom of his bowl oh, i guess he can’t handle his liquor too well and who the f** are you? get the hell out of my bed, you’ve been here about fifteen minutes too f**ing long i’m too hungover i’m too hungover i’m too hungover to sing anymore yeah, god, i’m just to hungover to sing (dude, what the f**’s your problem?) yeah, don’t even—don’t even do it. don’t even play. (we’re f**ing recording an album) [unintelligible] f**, yeah (this is why you don’t drink) someone else is gonna have to take over from here, ’cause (groan) my head’s just poundin’, and i’m in the hot box, and my head is just about to explode (groan) hey, how ’bout all you kids at home take over for us, ’cause we’re too hungover to sing so we’re just gonna ask you all to y’know sing “i’m too hungover, i’m too hungover, i’m too hungover to sing along” i’m gonna take a nap now i’ll just be back in a few minutes (seriously?) yeah, i just (just draw on him) (totally) i don’t care goodnight (see, that’s what you get. that’s why i’m writing a dick on your face. okay?) you’re lucky with all the beer i had that i can get outta the shower (you earned this, man) oh, yeah, you’re gonna pay for this might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ again we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ again we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ again we might as well start drinkin’ we might as well start drinkin’ and so this is where our song will end