The Blenders - (I Am in Love With the) McDonald's Girl lyrics

I am dejected, I am depressed Yet resurrected and sailing the crest Why this elation mixed with deflation What explanation I am in love Such conflicting questions rise around my brain Should I order cyanide or order champagne Oh, what is this sudden jolt I feel like a frightened colt Just hit by a thunderbolt I am in love I knew the hours were against me before I have no flare for flaming desire But since the gods gave me you to adore I may lose but I refuse to fight the fire So, come and enlighten my days and never depart You only can brighten the blaze that burns in my heart But I am only in love with you And so in need of a stampede of love I'm so in need of a stampede of love I'm so in need of a stampede of love I'm so in need of love