The Black Keys - The Baddest Man Alive lyrics

I could take the pitchfork from the devil Keep a super suit like I'm incredible From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky I'm the baddest man alive I'd grab a crocodile by his tail Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail Make the meanest woman break down and cry I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive I take no mess, and I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive Not bad meaning bad, but I'm bad meaning good Say my name three times, and you knock on wood Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire Bear hug a grizzly, s** milk from her titty Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a trois with two female apes Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives I drink honey straight from the beehive Bungee jumping off the Empire State bu*t-naked Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, bu*t-naked I'm the baddest man alive, and I don't ṗlan to die When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye I bust off in the face of the witch of the East Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth, heh heh heh I'm the man who stole the golden fleece And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast The baddest man alive, and I don't plan to die I'm the baddest man alive I take no mess, and I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I'm the baddest man alive I'm the baddest man alive