First: I tried to k** it with a hammer Thought that I could lose The head Sure! weve eaten off the silver (when even food was against us) And then I tried to k** it in the bed Second: I gagged it with a pillow But awoke the nuns inside My head They pounded their goddy-goddy fists (from the inside - so from the outside) I got good: I stuck it. dead Thirdly: I put my lips upon it And blew a frost across Its flat I wrote upon its outside-surface Tonite were on the outside-surface Just you and me girl: you and me and the fat