To get a breath of fresh air A tempestuous sea A howling gale Dirty weather Hang around until lunch d**h by drowning d**h by drowning It's an absolute dump To get the tips of your toes wet To be suntanned His skin's peeling To build sandcastles d**h by drowning d**h by drowning To get out of one's depth Carried off by the current Lovely sea trip The sea is only A stone's throw from the beach d**h by drowning d**h by drowning