The Bellamy Brothers - My Wife Left Me for My Girlfriend lyrics

Well, it's a story that's been told before But this time there's a twist I woke up to an empty room devoid of joy and bliss I know I don't deserve no sympathy but I think it's a sin My wife left me for my girlfriend. Like thelma and Louise they took off in the dead of the night A ninty-one suburban with a loaded forty-five Well, I called up the authority, where would I begin My wife left me for my girlfriend. She was the sweetest thing on earth, always so true She loved me with a pa**ion, yeah, my wife did too I guess they figured out what was going on and had enough of it My wife left me for my girlfriend. Now, I know what you gals are thinking Yeah, that ba*tard got what he deserved And in the battle of the s**es the lines have surely gotten blurred But I just want the both of them to came back home again My wife left me for my girlfriend. Well, I even asked my lawyer, he said, "Son, it seems to be a trend." My wife left me for my girlfriend...