Well I stumbled in at four A.M. this morning Just as quiet as an elephant can be She met me with my suitcase and this warning She said be a good ol' boy and explain this to me I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files >I was< out all night and hangin' with the boys Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey >yeah and< smokin' big cigars Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise -Short BRIDGE- Well she let me off the hook, when I said that I'd be good And I headed for the Kit-Kat on the fly I was a-movin' and a-groovin' When she came in through the door And said you're gonna do what I tell you Oh your lyin' eyes I said Honey, don't put me in the Ex-Files I was out all night and hangin' with the boys Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey >yeah and< smokin' big cigars Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise -BRIDGE- Last night I dreamed a flyin' saucer took me up in space And them Aliens partied more than the Law allowed And this mornin' all my things were in the yard All over the place And I woke up in the Doghouse somehow - Darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files I was out all night and hangin' with the boys Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise I said darling, don't put me in the Ex-Files I was out all night and hangin' with the boys Playin' poker drinkin' whiskey and smokin' big cigars Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise Shootin' the bull - and a-makin' lots of noise