The Bedroom Philosopher - Tram Inspector lyrics

Uh, Uh, Uh Uh, Uh, Uh I'm the tram inspector Uh, Uh, Uh Uh, Uh, Uh I'm the tram inspector Baby I'm the tram inspector My heart is a lie detector Buy a ticket and I will respect ya' Fare evade, I will eject ya' Uh, Uh I'm a tram inspector Come on baby dont make it hard Show me you concession card No use thinkin', no excuses I'm the boy the girl seduces Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a Naughty, Naughty, Naughty girl Working hard for Yarra Trams I'll write a ticket for your pram Dont care if you start to cry Emotions aint no alibi Uh, Uh I'm the tram inspector I think my mouth is salivating Girl, you just aint validating I'm reaching for my ticket book I've never caught myself such a s**y crook Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a naughty girl? Have you been a naughty girl? Baby what's your number Baby what's your number Gonna have to ring your brother Gonna have to ring your mother Dont know what I do, what I do, what I do, I do Maybe it's cos my baby left me on a tram Now every time I climb on board I want every girl to hurt like I hurt So hurt being I'm so hurt being Gonna have to write you a ticket girl That's right G, I got my pen out now It would be a shame to waste my ink I'm a tram inspector Aw come on G dont get angry This is for your own good I gotta teach you a lesson girl gotta come down hard on you You know you're in the wrong girl Uh, Uh, Uh Uh, Uh, Uh I'm the tram inspector Uh, Uh, Uh Uh, Uh, Uh I'm the tram inspector Oh yeah fade it down right about now.