The Bedroom Philosopher - New Media lyrics

I work in New Media I'm pretty damned important Don't ask me to explain what I do I don't work with words Have you ever heard of sound art I sincerely doubt you have Some awful fax machine noises going backwards, cat on a piano Dad calls it self-unemployment I call it being brave! I'm changing the world one non commissioned piece at a time I'm on my way to a meeting I having coffee with a guy he's got projects were gonna talk about our projects High level stuff and things I haven't had a shower I slept in till eleven I'm full of ideas I'm so burdened with ideas I cant get out of bed Oh I work in New Media Cross hybrid multi platform I'll create an installation You wont get it, that's the point Oh I work in New Media I wish I had my own private tram I've got big plans And I went to Uni And I did Fine Arts And look at me I've got projects don't ask me what they are I've got a data projector And an Arts Space It's full of boxes at the moment But you should come around I'll show you some stuff It'll blow your little minds I've got a short film called "Journey" It's an animated montage digital projection of me giving birth to myself Yeah, Pretty cool, huh? I work in New Media I live in f**ing Melbourne Do you realise where you are, look around It's like New York with trams It's like New York with trams New York with trams I can't explain what I do I don't have to explain what I do, to you, do I Look at you, Look at you I've had these jeans on for six weeks And this expression for hours I lost my wallet, It's okay there's no money in it Oh I work in New Media Sure they did Yeah I've got enough f**ing clue No I didn't buy a ticket I was going to get off at the next stop I'm honest. Ok. Yes I understand there is a fine Yeah I will tell you my address But I work in new media. Public transport should be free Under a socialist government.