The Bedroom Philosopher - I'm So Lonely lyrics

I'm so lonely I spend my time playing Uno by myself I'm so lonely I only drink gin with Solo The original mood crusher On the stereo is One by U2 Followed by The Smashing Pumpkins With Zero I'm so lonely My shadow wants to start seeing other people I'm so lonely I top and tail with myself in a single bed A euphemism for the foetal position I spend my time reading through my old diaries I can only live through myself vicariously I'm getting intensely jealous of my own memories All my imaginary friends used to be real I'm the thirteenth sign of the zodiac It is a hole that is black The goldfish remembers to turn its back I ran a bubble bath it went flat I had a falling out I'm not talking to myself anymore