The Beatnuts - Grumpy Crocodile lyrics

[Hook] [Verse One] [JuJu]: f** me My oatmeal is cold and lumpy Today I had to pay a dirty who*e to hump me Left me with a rash on my short and bumpies I'm gon' k** it, alcohol and humphries On top of that I'm a ma**ive junkie Only got one friend that's a plastic monkey It's the bitter n***a, old and grumpy Yo Tash get a little n***a, that sh** funky [Tash]: I drink Hennessy for dinner, mimosas for my breakfast I got a list of sh** to do like checkin' n***as off my checklist Rico ain't broke, but if I ain't broke then don't fix Too strong, the diamond straight so the DJs had to mix me Liars, biters, your pants are on fuego I'm out here in Queens about to bounce to San Diego Ayo I'mma tell you three things, nah make it two thangs You be actin' like 2Pac, next minute it's Wu-Tang Shoestring budgets don't fit in my vocabulary You used to be my homie now you actin' like my adversary Legendary CM's that's MC backwards Smoking so much weed we had to haul it in on tractors [Hook]: A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight [Verse Two] [J-Ro]: Down and out in the hood, still up to no good Stingray got Steve Irwin before I could They turned all my cousins into bags and boots In crowded elevators I just laugh and poop Bite a b**h on the leg and start twisting around I piss on the ground cause I'm pissed at the ground I'm pissed I don't care I'll piss in your hair Then I'll sh** in your chair with my fist in the air [Psycho Les]: Holy smokes I gotta step outside to get air And everywhere I sit, there's motherf**in' pet hair Now who the f** is this? All up in my studio session I'mma have to kick My foot up in their culo section What the f** sh** ain't all dandy Next time snuffling the eye, Paul Stanley (f*ggot) Tornado watch, we about to tear the roof off Jump out the water and tear your boot off [Hook]: A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight [Verse Three] [JuJu]: ba*tard child Ju be the last to smile All I wanna see is skulls in a ma**ive pile Bruce Willis, Bruce k**ers just actin' wild Smoke all them n***as, stay Black & Mild Cla**ic style From the "Ass Kick" file I'm crack c**aine in a plastic vile Gotta walk through the pyramids to pa** the Nile I'm gravel, you fragile, gla** and tile [E-Swift]: Meanwhile I'm trying to rap in a f**ed up mood And ain't making no excuses if I say something rude I'm dirty Attitude sh**ty and crappy Might slap you in the face if you trying to dap me Or try to fist bump me punk n***a I'm grumpy I'm a crocodile, hungry Y'all n***a lunch meat Y'all just woke the beast up outta his sleep I'm about to lurk through the street and k** a couple of creeps [Hook]: A grumpy ole' crocodile is grumpy tonight