All the bearded ladies raise your hands Well she walks in the room and she takes my breath away Yeah she turns me on in a beard-related way When we walk down the street people stop and stare She's a whole lotta woman with a whole lotta facial hair She's my baby She's my baby She's my s**y bearded lady She's so heavy She's so fine And her beard is all mine it's all mine All the bearded ladies everywhere Time to show the world your facial hair Time to rise up and make a stand All the bearded ladies raise your hands I wanna stroke your chin all over Grab your beard and pull you closer Your facial hair just drives me crazy I'm sending my love to all the bearded ladies Well we lie awake and we stroke each other's beards When she whispers sweet nothings her facial hair tickles my ear We rub our beards together and I feel her soft caress And then she dips her beard in oil and rubs it all over my chest She's my baby She's my baby She's my s**y bearded lady She's so heavy She's so fine And her beard is all mine it's all mine All the bearded ladies everywhere Time to show the world your facial hair Time to rise up and make a stand All the bearded ladies raise your hands I wanna stroke your chin all over Grab your beard and pull you closer Your facial hair just drives me crazy I wanna make love to all the bearded ladies All the bearded ladies Take my hand Bearded ladies I'll be your bearded man Bearded ladies I am in a band All the bearded ladies All the bearded ladies everywhere Time to show the world your facial hair Time to rise up and make a bearded stand All the bearded ladies raise your hands! Yes! Beards!