The Beards - A Bit Of My Beard lyrics

There was this psycho fan She had some scissors in her hand She said I want to snip your beard, and then she snipped a bit of my beard We were smoking in bed She turned to me and she said She said I want to light your beard, and then she lit a bit of my beard, she lit a bit of my beard, she snipped a bit of my beard, a little bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard, She snipped a bit of my beard, a little bit of my beard, yeah a bit of my beard She was looking at it She was licking her lips She said I want to bite your beard, and then she bit a bit of my beard (She bit a bit of my beard) She was feeding me chips Her hands were covered in dip She said I want to touch your beard, and then she smeared a bit of dip in my beard She bit a bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard A little bit of my beard She snipped a bit of my beard She smeared some dip in my beard A bit of dip in my beard and then she called me "dip beard" And no one calls me dip beard! She was feeling kinky She leaned over to me She said I want to do a bit of a sh** into a bit of my beard A bit of sh** in my beard I still had dip in my beard Dip and sh** in my beard She bit a bit of my beard She lit a bit of my beard She snipped a beard of my beard, yeah A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A little bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A bit of my beard A little bit of my beard sh** in my beard sh** in my beard sh** in my beard A bit of sh** in my beard Beards!