The Beards - Why Having A Beard Is Better Than Having A Woman lyrics

A beard will never talk back A beard is more attractive when it's hairy and fat A beard will stick by you when a woman won't A beard looks better with age Women don't You can attack your beard with a razor it'll keep comin back You can stroke your beard all night It'll never get tired And a beard will never up and leave you And attach itself to some other guy No, a beard will do what you want It will always behave A beard will never ask you to shave If you throw up all over your beard, your beard won't mind A beard won't care if you're sh** in the sack And a beard will never get together with the other beards And talk about you behind your back No, a beard won't get angry or jealous or weird If it sees you looking at another man's beard A beard will never go and start having s** with some guy from her work And then try and turn that sh** around By telling you it's your fault 'Cause you never paid any attention to her feelings... A beard won't turn and walk away A beard will be with you all the day I'll take a beard over a woman any old day I said I'll take a beard over a woman any day Beards!