The Beard - Hey You, Grow a Beard lyrics

[Verse 1] I saw you in the streets Your beardless face was such a shame Because a man without a beard Is like a lion without a dick I said, "Hey you! Grow a beard Or get out of my town!" I continued yelling angrily As I followed you around [Bridge] So take heed Of what I have to say Grow a beard Or I will make you pay! [Chorus 1] Hey you, grow a beard! Grow a beard or else If you don't grow a beard I'll make you grow a beard myself! You look like a moron And you know it's true! So (hey you, grow a beard!) Coz that's what I told you to do (Hey you, grow a beard!) (Hey you, grow a beard!) You've gotta grow a beard! (Hey you, grow a beard!) [Verse 2] I sent you a strongly worded letter Threatening in tone I know where you live I waited outside your home I hacked into your Facebook I went through your trash I ordered a bunch of pizzas Straight to your address! [Bridge] [Chorus 2] Hey you, grow a beard! Grow a beard or else If you don't grow a beard I'll make you grow a beard myself! You're a moron And you know it's true! So hey you, grow a beard! Coz that's what I told you to do [Interlude] I'm gonna make you grow a beard, I've got a lot of sh** planned And I've got a lot of returns on my hands A man without a beard is not a real man So do what I demand and grow a god damned beard [Pre-Chorus] (Hey you, grow a beard!) (Hey you, grow a beard!) (Hey you, grow a beard!) (Hey you, grow a beard!) [Chorus 3] Hey you without a beard I'm gonna take you down! I'm gonna flip you the bird when I see you around I'm gonna badmouth you, to all your friends I'm gonna take your daughter out and never call her again! I'm gonna throw things at you when you go to the shops I'm gonna take a sh** in your mail box! I trust that I am making myself clear? You better grow a beard! Grow a beard!