try to get this into your head: guitars are dead you are sad in all the wrong ways please go away f** your slow songs and while you're at it f** the fast ones too stupid old timers you're not doing anything new your criticism has been noticed and we plead guilty to a major part but nothing's easier or more fun than annoying young punks so we dlowed it down and added strings and a steel guitar we wrote song words about how misunderstood we are f** your slow songs and while you're at it f** the fast ones too stupid old timers you're not doing anything new