She came downtown to W14 The life she'd been leading before, it had been in lease She turned on to the Barons Court scene And everything she wore she wore on her sleeve Now Jean had plenty on the front And John had plenty on the side But it wasn't very long before they both realised They'd been taking each other for a ride Wear my sunshades Call 'em my fun-shades Wear my sunshades, Jean Things won't be as dark as they seem Well, she moved on to SW3 Where she was the tip of the iceberg It was early one morning she happened upon me And I, too, happened upon her Nobody but me could see her misery Wear my sunshades I call 'em my shun-face Wear my sunshades, Jean Things won't be as dark as they seem Sunshades Sunshades Sunshades… (Ah, if Jimi Hendrix could see me now!)