The Bastard Fairies - Were All Going to Hell lyrics

All you Mormons who like cussing, you are going to hell All you preachers who like f**ing, you are going to hell Little boys that choke the chicken, you are going to hell It's the nature of evolution, the dinosaurs went to hell -CHORUS- Hell hell hell it's a wonderful place It's a place of fire and brimstone All you Christian politicians, you are going to hell Magic Jesus apparitions send you to hell Buddhist monks without god you are going to hell Those of you dissecting frogs, you are going to hell CHORUS (talking) I need a beer -Can opening- Ha-ha that was pretty good Ahh. Okay All you Catholics wearing condoms, you are going to hell All us fatties eating bonbons, we are going to hell Unbaptized babies learn to limbo, purgatory is hell And your religion is a gamble and you are going to hell CHORUS Check this sh** out x 2 It's gunna change your life x2 There once was a man who thought that if he ate all the pages in the bible he could k** most anything In 1913 he died of a stroke when he tried to eat the book of kings Eat the book of kings x2