First thing you oughta know I'm a f*ck Lay around in my hole being drunk Move the T.V. in front of the bed Saw the Night of the Living Dead From my hole I bled and bled and bled Next thing you oughta know I'm a drunk Lay around in my hold being punk Dug this hole in which to lay Got the hammer so stay away Don't think I'll do laundry today Still got no health insurance Non-compliance with the U.S.R.D.A Feel the maggots crawling Feel the ceiling falling Magnificently Last thing you oughta know I'm a punk Lay around in my hole being f*cked All my old friends call no more Listen closely I implore From the outside shut the door One thing oughta be perfectly f*ckin clear I'm one f*ck you shouldn't get near What are you still doing here? One thing you oughta know I'm a sociopathic f*ck no ego Unreliable, a professional at lying round being f*cked Perverted, pissed, no pride in the stride Smells like something died Destitute of sympathetic companionship By the way how have you been?