The Bar Feeders - Half-Assed lyrics

Egyptian tombs and fried mushrooms I beg my mummy to nurse my wound Belindas trashed her liver smashed potatoes mashed Reality check cashed King Arthurs court We piss and snort branding thighs and swilling port Belindas bound to tables round Cascading bra finds the candelabra Young infested theorists half a**ed and nearly dead Spout novels of benevolence to counter what she said Claim you're European you're as good as in her bed We dragged that body back Half a**ed as she was choking like a seismograph There in the gunk squealing Get me drunk Tonight I cringe to think of the thoughts I thunk