the second coming of chris (alexander, feltenberger, welsh) he'll be coming up 287 he'll be driving a rented car he'll be carrying a key to heaven and a box of te-amo cigars you'll see him at your reunion you'll see him at the orchid lounge he works in nyc, got a cool goatee tell everyone he's back in town we were starting to get concerned we were wondering if he'd ever return so gather 'round children or you shall miss the second coming of chris he's acting so bored with existence he's working for a music mag wants to get into radio promo but that business can be such a drag we were starting to get concerned we were wondering if he'd ever return so gather 'round children or you shall miss it's the second coming of chris he's nothing but a trust fund baby swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool probably end up working for his parents after he goes back to school we were starting to get concerned we were wondering if he'd ever return so gather 'round children or you shall miss the second coming of chris so give his pinkie ring a kiss the second coming of chris please sir, won't you tell us where the action is it's the second coming of chris