The Bacon Brothers - Guess Again lyrics

They were drunk and they were angry They were big as they could be They were hell bent and determined To kick the Yankee out of me Insulted me they called me names They would not let me pa** Oh those Redneck boys They left me no choice I had to kick some a** Guess again Must've been dreamin Truth is I turned high tail and ran Guess again Oh I must've been dreamin Dreamin I was much more of a man Well you know that I am six foot three But did you know that I'm part Cherokee Oh I'm a major hunk Have you ever seen me dunk You know that I'm a Spanish dancer I'm workin on my cure for cancer I drive a supersonic car And I'm a rock and roll star Guess again Must've been dreamin Maybe I just got way too much time Guess again Oh I must've been dreamin Since when is dreamin a crime See I was burstin with desire I was a boy of just thirteen She was an old friend of the family And a local beauty queen And then we found ourselves alone In the middle of the day She took me to her room She took me to the moon She took my innocence away Guess again Must've been dreamin Truth is she never noticed me Guess again Oh I must've been dreamin But it's so much sweeter than reality Well you know I'm not afraid of pain But did you know that I rope fire and rain Workin on my seventh book oh yeah I'm a gourmet cook I speak fluent French you know I got a big black belt in Tae Kwan Do And I'm a PHD of course And I'm hung like a horse Guess again Must've been dreamin Sometimes all these dreams are like a curse Guess again Oh I must've been dreamin Guess you're gonna have to sit through one more verse You see we booked this downtown cabaret My brother and the boys Came to sing some rock and roll And make a little noise But the audience ignored us No matter what we played We tore our soles apart And I sang out my heart They laughed and turned away And then we sang this very tune About my dreams that don't come true Whoa their jaws just dropped And you know the laughin stopped And they seemed to hang on every word Like the finest song they'd ever heard They rose as one and roared their love The angels joining from above We saw the light we found the cure An end to hate An end to war The crowd called out for more Guess again Must've been dreamin It's the only thing in life that's left that's free Guess again Oh I must've been dreamin Dreamin's always worked pretty well Dreamin's always worked pretty darn well Dreamin's always worked pretty well for me